The Aging Process
First we lose the legs: the gout. Oh cursed scourge of the modern age!
Then, the elbows, and the ability to perform those feats of sexual acrobatics we once enjoyed so.
Next, the hundred and one activities enabled by the nostrils.
Finally, the ability to fly. You'll miss this less than you imagined. Why, it will be as if you had never known how to fly at all!
photo Robert ParkeHarrison